One time in middle school my math teacher told us to work 3 times harder on our math homework and my friend Mckencie looked him straight in the eye and said “3 times 0 is 0” and he looked like he was going to explode
THIS FUCKING POST GOT 2000 NOTES
I DON’T THINK I HAVE BEEN SO SUCCESSFUL IN MY LIFE
MY RESUME WILL JUST BE A PRINT OUT OF THIS POST
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs