Friday, July 25, 2014

emmastop:

One time in middle school my math teacher told us to work 3 times harder on our math homework and my friend Mckencie looked him straight in the eye and said “3 times 0 is 0” and he looked like he was going to explode

desex-your-ecks:

desex-your-ecks:

avocadosimage
AVOCADOS
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avoCA//DOS!!!!!!!!
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THIS FUCKING POST GOT 2000 NOTES 
I DON’T THINK I HAVE BEEN SO SUCCESSFUL IN MY LIFE
MY RESUME WILL JUST BE A PRINT OUT OF THIS POST

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

cakeitup:

emifail:

guys what if
what if
no wait hear me out

what if Karkat used shooshpap to fix all his problems

All his problems you say?

HMMMM…

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

droil:

how to draw kissing

obligatori:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

is this tool assisted

obligatori:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

is this tool assisted

(Source: yodiscrepo)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

wealldraw:


shark smooch comic

wealldraw:

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shark smooch comic

rick-owen:

Miu Miu S/S 14

rick-owen:

Miu Miu S/S 14

Thursday, July 24, 2014
singular-armageddons:

IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT

singular-armageddons:

IL GET YOU BIG-MACAROT

(Source: fu-co)

(Source: themaddestdog)

hoyitschristian:

How I pump gas

hoyitschristian:

How I pump gas

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