Saturday, September 20, 2014

datassium:

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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

Saturday, September 13, 2014
omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

omgbunnyrabbits:

Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.

isthistakenalready:

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

ngl really curious as to what middle school halls looked like when attack on titan came out cos the amount of freshmen with aot merchandise is overwhelming

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable
Wednesday, September 10, 2014

bedpartymakeover:

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supersmashkev:

I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

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Hands down the best thing online

(Source: yousillysillygirl)

(Source: ttrevv)

crosspin:

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

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atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

(Source: justbriann)

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven